All squirrels and doggies passing by
Please be extra discreet
For there is a tiger in miniature
Who rules this street
Not only on the ugly sofa
And also on Athena's aegis
Those tiny claws have left scratches
Making them unique and precious
Watch your ankles
Watch your butts
You're entering an ambush zone
To accomplish this journey, takes a lot of guts
Oh brave souls who are not disheartened
May the fluffy grace purr upon your thighs
May tuna-flavored burps embrace your faces
May happiness always shine in your eyes