Tuesday, January 6, 2015

笑点

波斯猫,波斯猫,我是你家格格巫
Oh no, oh no, you caught cough cough flu
波斯猫,波斯猫,你是不是摆个大字打呼噜
That's right, that's right, those berries surely are blue

I just got a long soap opera to chew
纬度不同啦,我入隆冬你入秋
Entering a tunnel, I think I'm losing you
你个无厘头,干嘛去当铺买路由

Saturday, January 3, 2015

穿越客单挑子路记

有客挎长剑 未知係阿谁
拱手揖夫子 愿言是与非
心中怀仁恕 平等忘尊卑
子路勃然怒 斥之声如雷

二人乃拔剑 激斗上屋楣
戳击疾胜电 撩劈可裂碑
跳跃似猿猴 转折如燕归
子曰探其肋 挠彼痒儿嘿

刹那虫洞闪 异客踪影没
巨鲇数百斤 请客把礼陪
此后数百年 又出调皮胚
魏徙刘氏子 夺冠作尿杯