When the most interesting thing in Missouri
Almost got herself chewed like a strawberry
Her bravery shone like the morning star in the sky
A chef was so stunned that he forgot his apple pie
While T-virus was spreading like a damn bird flu
She followed the steps of the legendary Tofu
With a poking needle and a fearless heart
A dark escape improved a cunning soul's skills of art
"Once there was so much money waiting you to earn
Now there are so few minutes before you turn"
A Wall Street dude kissed his love and urged her to go
"I don't want you to see me pockets body or both hollow"