Please swim back through the time-space river
Swim back to me don't you dare waver
I need you to open a lot of tuna cans
I need you to be the victim of my troll plans
I promise I will treat you a little bit better
Even spare your ugly couch, I guess I can kill it later
I promise I will be more gentle in those winter nights
I promise I will, wait, here you are! Taste my bites~